To summarize a year . . .

    A LOT has happened since I last blogged a year & a half ago. I am an aunt to twins, I'm almost freaking 22, and my best friend has moved away.

     One of the most memorable thing of 2009 apart from my nieces being born and turning 21 was Vince's & Maritza's Halloween extravaganza!!! It was awesome seeing Matt dressed as a woman, a Waldo Vince, Bubby/Queen of Hearts Maritza, and so many others. But the greatest fun came in the after party! Once everyone was pretty much gone & we were down to 7 the REAL fun began. I will keep the names to myself but if you were there you KNOW who you are!!! There was some groping, lap dancing, and all around giggles. Like I said this is a night that will be recalled as the most epicest of epic after parties!!!
   
     Almost turning 22? Not so much. I still feel like I am 17. Of course the day I turned 21 is a day I will never forget. I still remember Maritza waking me up from my 15 minute nap at exactly midnight . . . I also remember the moment being slightly ruined by another certain friend's dumb text. When I looked up there was a lovely little cake lit up just for me, and I was with my 2 besties Vince & Maritza. I blew out the candles & we proceeded with the drinking! My first drink was tequila with squirt, old school Mexican style!!! Rosie showed up and all sorts of craziness ensued, of course I can't remember a lot from that night. But highlights were me trying to get into the microwave, trying to go through a wall cuz I swore the bathroom was there, cussing Vince out in Spanish, and refusing to drink water for fear it was spiked!

     Another memorable event was Maritza's birthday. Having a gay old time at Chuck E Cheese's followed by some good old partying. There was plenty of drink and plenty of fun as well. Of course craziness ensued. There may have been some groping on my part of another poor attendee but that is all I shall say on that matter. Point is it was the AWESOMEST party I've been to this year.

     Then my 2 best friends moved away. I experienced a period of loss and disorientation. trying to find things to fill in the gaps that had consisted of them. Surely but slowly this happened. The things I filled so said gaps with aren't an exact fit but close enough that my heart doesn't twinge as much. I miss them dearly & have visited them twice already. I wish I could go more often, but then again you can't always have things your way. I feel this is something a lot of us need to learn, and have freaking Burger King stop telling us we can have things our way cuz that's all sorts of lies! Anyways I hope to get to see them this upcoming month, but I have a feeling I won't see them until October . . .

     All sorts of things happened this summer, of course summer was kicked off by Maritza's & Vince's housewarming party. They once again proved why they are reigning King & Queen of a good shindig. I also went clubbing for the first time!!! It was at gay club called Numbers.It was totally a new experience for me. First of all I ain't no dancer, so it took a margarita & 3 shots to get me up on that floor. Then there was watching the go go dancers, watching men stick their hands into the sausage bin and after having their grand old feel leaving a generous tip. Then that one dancer with the boxer briefs designed with a special sock 4 his junk so when he was all grinding all up on his stage you could see his wiener swing around . . . interesting stuff indeed. It was fun and also disappointing. The disappointment being that after a margarita & a total of 5 shots I went home perfectly sober. lolz

    Of course there was all sorts of other craziness and I have all my friends to thank 4 a pretty awesome summer. Ironically the only place I didn't visit this summer was the beach. That makes me all sorts of sad, but I think going there would have made me sad as well for it would have reminded me of the Summer of Maritza. We spent sooo much time at the beach, washing away our sorrows and having a grand old time. And last but not least I would like to end this blog by saying that Scott Pilgrim is the AWESOMEST movie so far this year, and it would take the whole year but there is still Harry Potter . . . soooooo go watch Scott Pilgrim & keep your hands to yourself cuz Michael Cera is MY man!!!!!